I have seen, like, the future of broadcasting and here she is, debuting and uptalking at Friday's Ottawa 67's game. Fer sure. Okay, wicked. Alert Gary Bettman. Apparently, the only problem with hockey is that you can't see what's underneath their gear. Gary will want to bring that up and the next board of governor's meeting. Totally.
I guess this is why screen tests and auditions usually happen, like, off the air. Having said that, how could she possibly know that going on TV and offering to buy beer for a minor would be frowned upon? As if. She was just trying to score an invite to the underage drinking party. I mean, d'uh! Lighten up, grandpa.