Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Another TGOR Tournament - Annoying Guy

The quarterfinals are set...

Chases the ref to make sure he gets an assist guy
Says "One' when your balls falls off the tee guy
Yells player instructions during NHL games guy
B.o. Guy
Bad Breath Guy
Unnecessarily uses the urinal right next to you guy
Doesn't know the words but tries to sing along to car radio anyway guy
The One Upper Guy - as in, we did that too but Mick Jagger came with us
Overzealous, overoutfitted co-ed softball guy
Just tell him you know me and he'll set you up with a deal guy
Hork and spit guy
Describing your golf game guy
My kid's better than your kid guy
Close talker guy
Loud talker guy
Never buys the beer guy
Wears too much after shave guy
Talks about his sports pool guy
Spits when he talks guy
Always has white stuff in the corners of his mouth guy
Wears Leafs jerseys to non Leaf events guy
Always says "I know" when you tell them something but oddly never has any information of his own guy
Talks in the third person guy
Sentimental slobbering drunk guy
Drops names he doesn't really know that well guy
Tries to speak with authority about your profession guy
Blackberry guy
Tricks out his economy car guy
Strikes up conversation while he's taking a dump guy
Drives to the end of the merge lane then worms his way into the traffic jam guy
Drinks the last beer and doesn't tell anyone guy
Yells shoot at hockey games guy

Great 8 Tomorrow

B.O. Guy vs Unnecessarily uses the urinal right next to you guy
Overdescribing your golf game guy vs never buys the beer guy
Spits when he talks guy vs wears Leafs jersey to non Leaf events
Tries to speak with authority about your profession guy vs Drinks the last beer and doesn't tell anyone guy