1. The puck that hit Alfie in the jaw disintegrated on contact and was cleaned up with a dustpan.
2. Obama is only here to see Alfie.
3. Alfie ended the bus strike. With a one timer.
As long as we're in listing mode, here are the top 5 items that will take up most of the space in the New York Yankees' new 30,000 square foot clubhouse.
5. Derek Jeter's little black book
4. The new BALCO Labs - East.
3. A-Rod's private injection room (which doubles as the place he does steroids)
2. Old Yankee Stadium
1. CC Sabathia's ass