With a miracle required for the playoffs and Alfie out of the lineup with a broken jaw, I figured it was a good time for a visit to my church, the Church of Alfie (Wow, 1700 members and counting) I've added three more verses to Chapter 11 in the book of Alfie.1. The puck that hit Alfie in the jaw disintegrated on contact and was cleaned up with a dustpan.
2. Obama is only here to see Alfie.
3. Alfie ended the bus strike. With a one timer.
Praise Alfie!
As long as we're in listing mode, here are the top 5 items that will take up most of the space in the New York Yankees' new 30,000 square foot clubhouse.
5. Derek Jeter's little black book
4. The new BALCO Labs - East.
3. A-Rod's private injection room (which doubles as the place he does steroids)
2. Old Yankee Stadium
1. CC Sabathia's ass
